Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th May 2016

Dilbert//9888, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 11th May 2016

Company Policy About Dating

Tags

dating, relationships, office romance, policy, legal issues, human resources, business

Official transcript

Catbert: Rumor has it that you are dating a co-worker named Loud Howard. Company policy requires you to register your lustful feelings with our legal department. Lawyer: Okay, I think we have you covered, but the stapling phase will sting a little.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

RUMOR HAS IT THAT YOU ARE DATING A COWORKER NAMED LOUD HOWARD.

COMPANY POLICY REQUIRES YOU TO REGISTER YOUR LUSTFUL FEELINGS WITH OUR LEGAL DEPARTMENT.

OKAY, I THINK WE HAVE YOU COVERED, BUT THE STAPLING PHASE WILL STING A LITTLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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