Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th May 2016
Dilbert//9888, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 11th May 2016
Company Policy About Dating
Tags
dating, relationships, office romance, policy, legal issues, human resources, business
Official transcript
Catbert: Rumor has it that you are dating a co-worker named Loud Howard. Company policy requires you to register your lustful feelings with our legal department. Lawyer: Okay, I think we have you covered, but the stapling phase will sting a little.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
RUMOR HAS IT THAT YOU ARE DATING A COWORKER NAMED LOUD HOWARD.
COMPANY POLICY REQUIRES YOU TO REGISTER YOUR LUSTFUL FEELINGS WITH OUR LEGAL DEPARTMENT.
OKAY, I THINK WE HAVE YOU COVERED, BUT THE STAPLING PHASE WILL STING A LITTLE.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Company Policy"
Summary:
The comic strip revolves around a humorous situation where a character is required to register their "lustful feelings" with the legal department due to company policy. The conversation unfolds as follows:
- A coworker, Loud Howard, is revealed to be dating a co-worker.
- The speaker expresses surprise at this revelation.
- Loud Howard is informed that company policy necessitates registering their "lustful feelings" with the legal department.
- The speaker inquires about the stapling phase, which is described as a little phase.
- The legal representative explains that the stapling phase is a part of the process.
The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of companies having strict policies regarding workplace relationships, highlighting the absurdity of requiring employees to register their feelings with the legal department.
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