Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th May 2016

Dilbert//9893, first published ten years ago on Monday 16th May 2016

Coworkers Hate Wally For Some Reason

Tags

laziness, work ethic, excuses, ego, conceited, productivity

Official transcript

Wally: My co-workers don't take me seriously because I'm so good looking. And I think they hate me for my brilliant mind. All I know is that they hate me. So if I seem unproductive, it's because of my beauty and brilliance.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY COWORKERS DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY BECAUSE I'M SO GOOD LOOKING.

AND I THINK THEY HATE ME FOR MY BRILLIANT MIND ALL I KNOW IS THAT THEY HATE ME.

SO IF I SEEM UNPRODUCTIVE, IT'S BECAUSE OF MY BEAUTY AND MY BRILLIANCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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