Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th May 2016

Dilbert//9893, first published ten years ago on Monday 16th May 2016

Coworkers Hate Wally For Some Reason

Tags

laziness, work ethic, excuses, ego, conceited, productivity

Official transcript

Wally: My co-workers don't take me seriously because I'm so good looking. And I think they hate me for my brilliant mind. All I know is that they hate me. So if I seem unproductive, it's because of my beauty and brilliance.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY COWORKERS DON'T TAKE ME SERIOUSLY BECAUSE I'M SO GOOD LOOKING.

AND I THINK THEY HATE ME FOR MY BRILLIANT MIND ALL I KNOW IS THAT THEY HATE ME.

SO IF I SEEM UNPRODUCTIVE, IT'S BECAUSE OF MY BEAUTY AND MY BRILLIANCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Unproductive Beauty"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2016, features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and disdain for his coworkers. The strip begins with Dilbert's coworker complimenting him on his appearance, which he attributes to his coworkers' dislike for him. He believes that they hate him because he is intelligent and beautiful, which makes them unproductive. The coworker, however, thinks that Dilbert is unproductive due to his beauty and brilliance.

Key Points:

• Dilbert's coworker compliments him on his appearance.
• Dilbert attributes his good looks to his coworkers' dislike for him.
• Dilbert believes that his intelligence and beauty make him unproductive.
• The coworker thinks that Dilbert is unproductive due to his beauty and brilliance.
• The strip pokes fun at the idea that people can be unproductive due to their own perceived flaws or strengths.

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