Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd May 2016

Dilbert//9899, first published ten years ago on Sunday 22nd May 2016

Tags

dating, overanalyzing, asking out, relationships

Official transcript

Woman: Do you want to go to dinner and a movie with me on Friday? Dilbert: That plan is poorly conceived. The best time to watch a movie is also the best time to eat. And what are the odds we want to see the same movie? You're a picky eater, so it would be a nightmare to decide where we both want to eat. One of us would have to compromise, and I assume it would be me. I'm offended by your offer to suboptimize my Friday experience. Woman: Do you have a better option? Dilbert: Nope. See you Friday.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO DINNER AND A MOVIE WITH ME ON FRIDAY?

THAT PLAN IS POORLY CONCEIVED.

THE BEST TIME TO WATCH A MOVIE IS ALSO THE BEST TIME TO EAT.

AND WHAT ARE THE ODDS WE WANT TO SEE THE SAME MOVIE?

YOU'RE A PICKY EATER, SO IT WOULD BE A NIGHTMARE TO DECIDE WHERE WE BOTH WANT TO EAT.

ONE OF US WOULD HAVE TO COMPROMISE, AND I ASSUME IT WOULD BE ME.

I'M OFFENDED BY YOUR OFFER TO SUBOPTIMIZE MY FRIDAY EXPERIENCE.

DO YOU HAVE A BETTER OPTION?

NOPE.

SEE YOU FRIDAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Odds We Want to See the Same Movie"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert and his coworker's discussion about their Friday plans. Dilbert proposes going to dinner and a movie, but his coworker expresses reservations about the movie choice. Dilbert suggests they compromise by watching a different movie, but his coworker is hesitant. The conversation escalates, with Dilbert becoming offended by his coworker's offer to suboptimize their Friday experience. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of finding common ground in social plans.

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