Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 22nd May 2016

Dilbert//9899, first published ten years ago on Sunday 22nd May 2016

Tags

dating, overanalyzing, asking out, relationships

Official transcript

Woman: Do you want to go to dinner and a movie with me on Friday? Dilbert: That plan is poorly conceived. The best time to watch a movie is also the best time to eat. And what are the odds we want to see the same movie? You're a picky eater, so it would be a nightmare to decide where we both want to eat. One of us would have to compromise, and I assume it would be me. I'm offended by your offer to suboptimize my Friday experience. Woman: Do you have a better option? Dilbert: Nope. See you Friday.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO DINNER AND A MOVIE WITH ME ON FRIDAY?

THAT PLAN IS POORLY CONCEIVED.

THE BEST TIME TO WATCH A MOVIE IS ALSO THE BEST TIME TO EAT.

AND WHAT ARE THE ODDS WE WANT TO SEE THE SAME MOVIE?

YOU'RE A PICKY EATER, SO IT WOULD BE A NIGHTMARE TO DECIDE WHERE WE BOTH WANT TO EAT.

ONE OF US WOULD HAVE TO COMPROMISE, AND I ASSUME IT WOULD BE ME.

I'M OFFENDED BY YOUR OFFER TO SUBOPTIMIZE MY FRIDAY EXPERIENCE.

DO YOU HAVE A BETTER OPTION?

NOPE.

SEE YOU FRIDAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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