Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd May 2016

Dilbert//9900, first published ten years ago on Monday 23rd May 2016

Self Empowered Week

Tags

honesty, aspirations, work ethic, standards, guest artist, jake tapper

Official transcript

CEO: I want all of you to be creative, self-empowered, and accountable. Wally: If I could do any of that stuff, why would I work here? I just find the whole thing confusing.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WANT ALL OF YOU TO BE CREATIVE, SELF-EMPOWERED, AND ACCOUNTABLE.

IF I COULD DO ANY OF THAT STUFF, WHY WOULD I WORK HERE?

I JUST FIND THE WHOLE THING CONFUSING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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