Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th May 2016

Dilbert//9904, first published ten years ago on Friday 27th May 2016

Wally Is Employee Of The Year

Tags

cheating, referral, employment, reward, award, bonus, proof, guest artist, jake tapper

Official transcript

Boss: Our Employee Of The Year is Wally, for referring so many new people to work in engineering. We believe he accomplished this feat by manipulating the referral system, but we can't prove it. So just to hedge our bet, we misspelled his name on the certificate. Wally: I had it coming.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR IS WALLY, FOR REFERRING SO MANY NEW PEOPLE TO WORK IN ENGINEERING.

WE BELIEVE HE ACCOMPLISHED THIS FEAT BY MANIPULATING THE REFERRAL SYSTEM, BUT WE CANT PROVE IT.

SO JUST TO HEDGE OUR BET, WE MISSPELLED HIS NAME ON THE CERTIFICATE.

I HAD IT COMING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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