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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th May 2016

Dilbert//9905, first published ten years ago on Saturday 28th May 2016

Network Is Slow


Tags

bandwidth, network, speed, nsfw, videos, internet, technology


Official transcript

Boss: Why is our network so slow today? Dilbert: I'll check. Okay, it seems that 75 percent of the staff is viewing inappropriate videos. Boss: That's all I wanted to do, too.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHY IS OUR NETWORK SO SLOW TODAY?

I'LL CHECK.

THAT IT OF THE STAFF IS VIEWING INAPROPRIATE VIDEOS.

THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO DO, TOO

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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