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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th May 2016

Dilbert//9905, first published ten years ago on Saturday 28th May 2016

Network Is Slow


Tags

bandwidth, network, speed, nsfw, videos, internet, technology


Official transcript

Boss: Why is our network so slow today? Dilbert: I'll check. Okay, it seems that 75 percent of the staff is viewing inappropriate videos. Boss: That's all I wanted to do, too.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHY IS OUR NETWORK SO SLOW TODAY?

I'LL CHECK.

THAT IT OF THE STAFF IS VIEWING INAPROPRIATE VIDEOS.

THAT'S ALL I WANTED TO DO, TOO

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Inappropriate Videos"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2016, revolves around a workplace scenario where an employee is caught viewing inappropriate videos on the company's network. The strip consists of three panels, each depicting a different stage of the conversation.

Panel 1:

  • The boss asks the employee why the network is slow today.
  • The employee responds, "I'll check."

Panel 2:

  • The boss reveals that 75% of the staff are viewing inappropriate videos.
  • The employee looks surprised and concerned.

Panel 3:

  • The boss says, "That's all I wanted to do, too."
  • The employee walks away, seemingly uninterested in the conversation.

Key Takeaway:

The comic strip humorously highlights the common issue of employees accessing inappropriate content on company networks, with the boss's nonchalant attitude adding to the comedic effect.

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