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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 2nd June 2016

Dilbert//9910, first published ten years ago on Thursday 2nd June 2016

Boss Can't Decide Who To Vote For


Tags

election, voting, choice, choosing, decision, indecision, judgement


Official transcript

Boss: I can't decide who to vote for in this election. Alice: Make your voting decision the same way you make your work decisions. Boss: Common sense and gut instinct? Alice: We just call it "wrong."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CANT DECIDE WHO TO VOTE FOR IN THIS ELECTION MAKE YOUR VOTING DECISIONS THE SAME WAY YOU MAKE YOUR WORK DECISIONS.

COMMON SENSE AND GUT INSTINCT?

WE JUST CALL IT "WRONG."

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Voting Decisions"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features a conversation between two coworkers, one of whom is unable to decide who to vote for in an election.
  • The coworker suggests making voting decisions based on common sense and gut instinct, rather than relying on facts or evidence.
  • The other coworker responds by calling this approach "wrong," implying that it is not a reliable or informed way to make decisions.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that some people may prioritize personal feelings or biases over objective facts when making important decisions.

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