Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 3rd June 2016

Dilbert//9911, first published ten years ago on Friday 3rd June 2016

Deciding Which Liar You Prefer

Tags

choosing, choices, voting, election, politics

Official transcript

Boss: I can't decide if I want to vote for the liar with the budget plan that doesn't add up or... the other liar with a budget plan that doesn't add up. Dogbert: Have you tried using your ignorance to figure out which one is lying the least? Boss: Ooh, that could work.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T DECIDE IF I WANT TO VOTE FOR THE LIAR WITH THE BUDGET PLAN THAT DOESN'T ADD UP OR...

THE OTHER LIAR WITH A BUDGET PLAN THAT DOESN'T ADD UP.

HAVE YOU TRIED USING YOUR IGNORANCE TO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE IS LYING THE LEAST?

OOH, THAT COULD WORK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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