Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 5th June 2016

Dilbert//9913, first published ten years ago on Sunday 5th June 2016

Tags

internet, viral video, awkward, interaction, insult, cell phone, technology

Official transcript

Boss: Did you see the viral video of the kitten riding the zebra? Dilbert: I know where this is heading and I don't like it. You're going to spend the next ten minutes looking for that video on your phone while we wait. Boss: It will only take a second. Dilbert: And so it begins. Boss: Here it is. No, wait. Dang. Wrong one. Okay, here it is. Oops, no, wrong one. Narrator: Ten minutes later. Boss: What do you think? Dilbert: I can't see it because you keep moving. Boss: I would let you hold it, but I don't want your germs on my phone. Dilbert: There are a lot of unsatisfying parts to this interaction. Wally: Now my coffee is cold.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DID YOU SEE THE VIRAL VIDEO OF THE KITTEN RIDING A ZEBRA?

I KNOW WHERE THIS IS HEADING AND I DON'T LIKE IT.

YOU'RE GOING TO SPEND THE NEXT TEN MINUTES LOOKING FOR THAT VIDEO ON YOUR PHONE WHILE WE WAIT.

IT WILL ONLY TAKE A SECOND.

AND SO IT BEGINS.

HERE IT IS.

NO, WAIT. DANG.

WRONG ONE. OKAY, HERE IT IS. OOPS, NO, WRONG ONE.

TEN MINUTES LATER WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I CAN'T SEE IT BECAUSE YOU KEEP MOVING.

I WOULD LET YOU HOLD IT, BUT I DON'T WANT YOUR GERMS ON MY PHONE.

THERE ARE A LOT OF UNSATISFYING PARTS TO THIS INTERACTION.

NOW MY COFFEE IS COLD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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