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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th June 2016

Dilbert//9914, first published ten years ago on Monday 6th June 2016

Wally's Illusion Of Inefficiency


Tags

work ethic, laziness, scam, efficience, culture


Official transcript

Boss: I've noticed you don't work as much as your co-workers. That's an illusion caused by the combination of my efficiency and my modesty. Boss: So... you're getting your work done? Wally: Stop poisoning our culture with your distrust.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IVE NOTICED YOU DON'T WORK AS MUCH AS YOUR COWORKERS.

THAT'S AN ILLUSION CAUSED BY THE COMBINATION OF MY EFFICIENCY AND MY MODESTY.

SO.

YOU'RE GETTING YOUR WORK DONE?

STOP POISONING OUR CULTURE WITH YOUR DISTRUST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Illusion of Efficiency"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in Dilbert, revolves around a conversation between two coworkers. The first coworker remarks that the other appears to work as much as their co-workers. However, the second coworker reveals that this is an illusion created by the combination of their efficiency and modesty. They then ask if the first coworker is getting their work done, and the second coworker responds by advising them to stop poisoning their culture with distrust.

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