Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th June 2016

Dilbert//9914, first published ten years ago on Monday 6th June 2016

Wally's Illusion Of Inefficiency

Tags

work ethic, laziness, scam, efficience, culture

Official transcript

Boss: I've noticed you don't work as much as your co-workers. That's an illusion caused by the combination of my efficiency and my modesty. Boss: So... you're getting your work done? Wally: Stop poisoning our culture with your distrust.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IVE NOTICED YOU DON'T WORK AS MUCH AS YOUR COWORKERS.

THAT'S AN ILLUSION CAUSED BY THE COMBINATION OF MY EFFICIENCY AND MY MODESTY.

SO.

YOU'RE GETTING YOUR WORK DONE?

STOP POISONING OUR CULTURE WITH YOUR DISTRUST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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