Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th June 2016

Dilbert//9918, first published ten years ago on Friday 10th June 2016

Breaks Up With Work Wife

Tags

women, wives, wife, work spouse, game, scam, ruse, relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert: Alice, I am breaking up with you as my work wife. Tina complains less and she sends me on fewer errands, so I choose her. Alice: What's your game? Tina: I'm running a bait-and-switch on him.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU AS MY WORK WIFE.

TINA COMPLAINS LESS AND SHE SENDS ME ON FEWER ERRANDS, SO I CHOOSE HER WHAT'S YOUR GAME?

I'M RUNNING A BAIT - AND - SWITCH ON HIM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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