Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 10th June 2016

Dilbert//9918, first published ten years ago on Friday 10th June 2016

Breaks Up With Work Wife

Tags

women, wives, wife, work spouse, game, scam, ruse, relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert: Alice, I am breaking up with you as my work wife. Tina complains less and she sends me on fewer errands, so I choose her. Alice: What's your game? Tina: I'm running a bait-and-switch on him.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, I AM BREAKING UP WITH YOU AS MY WORK WIFE.

TINA COMPLAINS LESS AND SHE SENDS ME ON FEWER ERRANDS, SO I CHOOSE HER WHAT'S YOUR GAME?

I'M RUNNING A BAIT - AND - SWITCH ON HIM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Tina's Promotion"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Alice's decision to break up with her work wife, Tina, due to Tina's complaints about less work and her preference for fewer errands. Alice decides to choose a new work wife, but not before Tina reveals her plan to run a bait-and-switch on her. The strip humorously portrays the dynamics of office relationships and the challenges of navigating them.

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