Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th June 2016

Dilbert//9917, first published ten years ago on Thursday 9th June 2016

Wally Might Be Jealous

Tags

work, wife, wives, women, roles, nagging, demands, cheating, adultery, relationships

Official transcript

Wally: I hear you have two work wives. Dilbert: You sound jealous. Wally: Do I? Tina: Stop what you're doing and drive me to my car. Wally: Hee-hee! Snork.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU HAVE TWO WORK WIVES.

YOU SOUND JEALOUS.

DO I?

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND DRIVE ME TO MY CAR.

HEE-HEE!

SNORK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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