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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 9th June 2016

Dilbert//9917, first published ten years ago on Thursday 9th June 2016

Wally Might Be Jealous


Tags

work, wife, wives, women, roles, nagging, demands, cheating, adultery, relationships


Official transcript

Wally: I hear you have two work wives. Dilbert: You sound jealous. Wally: Do I? Tina: Stop what you're doing and drive me to my car. Wally: Hee-hee! Snork.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU HAVE TWO WORK WIVES.

YOU SOUND JEALOUS.

DO I?

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND DRIVE ME TO MY CAR.

HEE-HEE!

SNORK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Two Work Wives"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and office politics.
  • In this strip, Dilbert's coworker, Wally, reveals that he has two work wives, implying that he has a romantic relationship with two women who work at the same office.
  • Wally's statement is met with surprise and jealousy from Dilbert, who responds with a sarcastic comment about Wally's driving abilities.
  • The strip ends with Wally responding with a "Hee Hee!" and a "Snork," which is a common sound effect used in the Dilbert comic strip to indicate Wally's silly or annoying behavior.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at office politics and the absurdity of workplace relationships.

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