Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th June 2016

Dilbert//9925, first published ten years ago on Friday 17th June 2016

Needing Vacations

Tags

vacation, necessity, career, insult

Official transcript

Man: Do you have any vacations planned? Dilbert: No. I haven't bungled my career so badly that I need to escape from it. Man: I take vacations. Dilbert: I hear you need a lot of them.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE ANY VACATIONS PLANNED?

NO.

I HAVEN'T BUNGLED MY CAREER SO BADLY THAT I NEED TO ESCAPE FROM IT.

I TAKE VACATIONS.

I HEAR YOU NEED A LOT OF THEM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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