Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th June 2016

Dilbert//9926, first published ten years ago on Saturday 18th June 2016

Doesn't Need Vacations

Tags

vacation, work ethic, workload, time off

Official transcript

Boss: Company policy says you have to take a vacation. Dilbert: I don't want one. I would be bored for a week and come back to all the work that piled up while I was gone. Boss: Nothing about you is normal. Dilbert: Thank you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

COMPANY POLICY SAYS YOU HAVE TO TAKE A VACATION.

DON'T WANT ONE.

I WOULD BE BORED FOR A WEEK AND COME BACK TO ALL THE WORK THAT PILED UP WHILE I WAS GONE.

NOTHING ABOUT YOU IS NORMAL.

THANK YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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