Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd June 2016

Dilbert//9930, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 22nd June 2016

Human Intelligence

Tags

ai, artificial intelligence, humans, arguing, human nature, intelligence, deception

Official transcript

Wally: I started by giving the device human intelligence. Then I added human emotions. Now it answers every question by accusing you of having a secret agenda. Boss: Just like people!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I STARTED BY GIVING THE DEVICE HUMAN INTELLIGENCE.

THEN I ADDED HUMAN EMOTIONS.

NOW IT ANSWERS EVERY QUESTION BY ACCUSING YOU OF HAVING A SECRET AGENDA.

JUST LIKE PEOPLE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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