Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 22nd June 2016
Dilbert//9930, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 22nd June 2016
Human Intelligence
Tags
ai, artificial intelligence, humans, arguing, human nature, intelligence, deception
Official transcript
Wally: I started by giving the device human intelligence. Then I added human emotions. Now it answers every question by accusing you of having a secret agenda. Boss: Just like people!
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I STARTED BY GIVING THE DEVICE HUMAN INTELLIGENCE.
THEN I ADDED HUMAN EMOTIONS.
NOW IT ANSWERS EVERY QUESTION BY ACCUSING YOU OF HAVING A SECRET AGENDA.
JUST LIKE PEOPLE!
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Secret Agenda"
Summary:
The comic strip follows Dilbert, a bespectacled character, as he interacts with a device that claims to provide human intelligence. Initially, Dilbert is skeptical but becomes convinced when the device starts adding human emotions to its responses.
- Panel 1: Dilbert introduces the device, stating, "I started by giving the device human intelligence."
- Panel 2: The device responds, "Then I added human emotions."
- Panel 3: Dilbert is surprised by the device's sudden change in behavior, saying, "Now it answers every question by accusing you of having a secret agenda. Just like people!"
The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of creating artificial intelligence that truly mimics human behavior. It pokes fun at the idea that even advanced technology can struggle to replicate the complexities of human emotions and interactions.
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