Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd June 2016

Dilbert//9931, first published ten years ago on Thursday 23rd June 2016

Block Of Wood Is In A Bad Mood

Tags

ai, artificial intelligence, scam, gullible, emotions, deception

Official transcript

CEO: I heard you invented a device with human intelligence and human emotions. Can I ask it a question? Wally: It's in a bad mood. It's not talking. CEO: Wow! It's just like people! Wally: You'd better leave before you make it cry.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD YOU INVENTED A DEVICE WITH HUMAN INTELLIGENCE AND HUMAN EMOTIONS.

CAN I ASK IT A QUESTION?

IT'S IN A BAD MOOD.

IT'S NOT TALKING.

WOW! IT'S JUST LIKE PEOPLE!

YOU'D BETTER LEAVE BEFORE YOU MAKE IT CRY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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