Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th June 2016

Dilbert//9933, first published ten years ago on Saturday 25th June 2016

The Boss's Wife

Tags

artificial intelligence, ai, inventions, engineering, women, moods, moody

Official transcript

Boss: The Nobel Prize Committee nominated you for your block of wood that imitates human intelligence? I wonder what the block of wood thinks about that. Wally: It's in a bad mood and not talking. Boss: Did you model that thing after my wife? Wally: Now you've insulted it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE NOBEL PRIZE COMMITTEE NOMINATED YOU FOR YOUR BLOCK OF WOOD THAT IMITATES HUMAN INTELLIGENCE?

I WONDER IT'S IN WHAT THE A BAD BLOCK OF MOOD WOOD THINKS AND NOT ABOUT THAT.

TALKING.

DID YOU MODEL THAT THING AFTER MY WIFE?

NOW YOUVE INSULTED IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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