Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th June 2016

Dilbert//9934, first published ten years ago on Sunday 26th June 2016

Tags

goals, accomplishment, consciousness, death, achievement, medical

Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you have any long-term goals? Wally: Just death. Dilbert: Death isn't a goal. Wally: It's the best kind. This way, I can go out as a winner. With my last breath, I plan to do a fist pump and yell, "I did it!"

What's your long-term plan? Dilbert: I plan to use brain imaging technology to map my mind. Then I'll create a digital copy of myself to live forever in a software simulation. Unless I already did. Wally: Give yourself a fist pump, just in case.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE ANY LONG-TERM GOALS?

JUST DEATH.

DEATH ISNT A GOAL.

IT'S THE BEST KIND.

THIS WAY, I CAN GO OUT AS A WINNER.

WITH MY LAST BREATH, I PLAN TO DO A FIST PUMP AND YELL, "I DID IT!" WHAT'S YOUR LONG-TERM PLAN?

I PLAN TO USE BRAIN IMAGING TECHNOLOGY TO MAP MY MIND.

THEN I'LL CREATE A DIGITAL COPY OF MYSELF TO LIVE FOREVER IN A SOFTWARE SIMULATION.

UNLESS I ALREADY DID.

GIVE YOURSELF A FIST PUMP, TUST TN CASE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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