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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th June 2016

Dilbert//9935, first published ten years ago on Monday 27th June 2016

Biggest Risk To Happiness


Tags

happiness, advice, complaining, conversation, psychology


Official transcript

Wally: The biggest risk to your happiness involves listening to other people. When they aren't trying to make you work, they're complaining. Asok: I hate that. Wally: Shhh. Don't talk.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE BIGGEST RISK TO YOUR HAPPINESS INVOLVES LISTENING TO OTHER PEOPLE.

WHEN THEY AREN'T TRYING TO MAKE YOU WORK, THEY'RE COMPLAINING.

HATE THAT.

SHHH.

DON T TALK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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