Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th June 2016

Dilbert//9937, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 29th June 2016

Wally Replaces Himself With Chatbot

Tags

laziness, working from home, work ethic, technology, bot

Official transcript

Wally: I got approval to work from home. My chatbot will answer all of my emails and text messages. Dilbert: Chatbot answers would be useless. Wally: I hope so. Otherwise it wouldn't sound like me.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT APPROVAL TO WORK FROM HOME.

MY CHATBOT WILL ANSWER ALL OF MY EMAILS AND TEXT MESSAGES.

CHA TBOT ANSWERS WOULD BE USELESS.

I HOPE SO.

OTHERWISE IT WON'T SOUND LIKE ME

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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