Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 30th June 2016

Dilbert//9938, first published ten years ago on Thursday 30th June 2016

Wally's Email Makes No Sense

Tags

bot, deception, laziness, work ethic, obliviousness

Official transcript

Boss: Wally's emails make no sense. Dilbert: He replaced himself with a chatbot. He designed the chatbot to be useless so you'd think it was him. Boss: And he thought this would fool me? Dilbert: He's been gone for four months.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY'S EMAILS MAKE NO SENSE.

HE REPLACED HIMSELF WITH A .

HE DESIGNED THE USELESS SO YOU'D THINK IT WAS HIM.

AND HE THOUGHT THIS WOULD FOOL ME?

HE'S BEEN GONE FOR FOUR MONTHS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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