Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st July 2016

Dilbert//9939, first published ten years ago on Friday 1st July 2016

Wally's Useless Nonsense

Tags

laziness, work ethic, strategy

Official transcript

Catbert: There's a rumor that you use a chatbot to reply to email with useless nonsense. Wally: You can't prove that because I've always answered my email with useless nonsense. Catbert: That was disturbingly well-played. Wally: It's all about creating the base case.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THERE'S A RUMOR THAT YOU USE A HATBOT TO REPLY TO EMAIL WITH USELESS NONSENSE.

YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS ANSWERED MY EMAIL WITH USELESS NONSENSE.

THAT WAS DISTURBINGLY WELL- PLAYED.

IT'S ALL ABOUT CREATING THE BASE CASE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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