Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th July 2016

Dilbert//9944, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 6th July 2016

I Own You

Tags

honesty, work ethic, communication, text, control

Official transcript

Boss: Why didn't you answer my text last night? Dilbert: Um... Boss: You have no social life, and you aren't dead, so there's no excuse. I own you! Dilbert: Whoever said honest is refreshing never heard any.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DIDN T YOU ANSWER MY TEXT LAST NIGHT?

UM YOU HAVE NO SOCIAL LIFE, AND YOU AREN'T DEAD, SO THERE'S NO EXCUSE.

I OWN YOU!

WHOEVER SAID HONESTY IS REFRESHING NEVER HEARD ANY

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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