Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th July 2016

Dilbert//9945, first published ten years ago on Thursday 7th July 2016

Pregnant Fly

Tags

safety, accident, osha, hazard, work environment

Official transcript

Ted: I was walking past the employee ping-pong table and took one in the eye. This is an unsafe work environment. Gaaa!!! A fly went up my nose! Catbert: It looked pregnant.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WAS WALKING PAST THE EMPLOYEE PING-PONG TABLE AND TOOK ONE IN THE EYE.

THIS IS AN UNSAFE WORK ENVIRONMENT.

GAAA!!!

A FLY WENT UP MY NOSE!

IT LOOKED PREGNANT.

CONTINUED ...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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