Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th July 2016

Dilbert//9948, first published ten years ago on Sunday 10th July 2016

Tags

advice, workload, stress, counseling

Official transcript

Dilbert: I have too much work, and it's stressing me out. Boss: I've been reading about this sort of situation. Try writing don all the things that make you feel grateful. Dilbert: That would be more work! Boss: For your anger issues, try keeping a journal of all the times you lose your temper. Dilbert: That would be more work! Has anyone ever taken your advice? Boss: Do you know the guy in Marketing with the eye patch? Dilbert: He followed your advice? Boss: Half of it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HAVE TOO MUCH WORK, AND IT'S STRESSING ME OUT.

I'VE BEEN READING ABOUT THIS SORT OF SITUATION.

TRY WRITING DOWN ALL THE THINGS THAT MAKE YOU FEEL GRATEFUL.

THAT WOULD BE MORE WORK!

FOR YOUR ANGER ISSUES, TRY KEEPING A JOURNAL OF ALL THE TIMES YOU LOSE YOUR TEMPER.

THAT WOULD BE MORE WORK!

HAS ANYONE EVER TAKEN YOUR ADVICE?

DO YOU KNOW THE GUY IN MARKETING WITH THE EYE PATCH?

FOLLOWED YOUR ADVICE?

HALF OF IT.,

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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