Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 9th July 2016

Dilbert//9947, first published ten years ago on Saturday 9th July 2016

Ted Has Fly Brain

Tags

greeting card, sick, brain damage, marketing, advertising, mindless, business, medical

Official transcript

Carol: Sign this card for Ted. A fly went up his nose and laid eggs in his brain. Dilbert: Is he coming back to work? Carol: We think he'll live out his days in Marketing.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SIGN THIS CARD FOR TED.

A FLY WENT UP HIS NOSE AND LAID EGGS IN HIS BRAIN.

IS HE WE THINK HELL COMING LIVE OUT HIS BACK TO DAYS IN WORK?

MARKETING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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