Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th July 2016

Dilbert//9951, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 13th July 2016

Who Alan Works For

Tags

threat, motivation, fear, work ethic

Official transcript

Alice: If you do what I tell you to do, I will nominate you for employee of the year. If not, I will spend the rest of my days spreading rumors about you. Terrible, terrible rumors. Dilbert: Hey, Alan. Who do you work for these days? Alan: Whoever scares me the most.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IF YOU DO WHAT I TELL YOU TO DO, I WILL NOMINATE YOU FOR EMPLOYEE OF THE YEAR.

IF NOT, I WILL SPEND THE REST OF MY DAYS SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT YOU.

TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE RUMORS.

HEY, ALAN WHO DO YOU WORK FOR THESE DAYS?

WHOEVER SCARES ME THE MOST.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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