Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 14th July 2016

Dilbert//9952, first published ten years ago on Thursday 14th July 2016

Phone Better Than Human

Tags

technology, distraction, human, conversation

Official transcript

Alan: Everything went wrong for me this week. I have problems... all kinds of problems. Dilbert: For the zillionth time in a row, my phone is more fun than talking to a human.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

EVERYTHING WENT WRONG FOR ME THIS WEEK.

I HAVE PROBLEMS...

ALL KINDS OF PROBLEMS.

FOR THE ZILLIONTH TIME IN A ROW, MY PHONE IS MORE FUN THAN TALKING TO A HUMAN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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