Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd July 2016

Dilbert//9960, first published ten years ago on Friday 22nd July 2016

Wally's Awesome Emails

Tags

work ethic, laziness, excuse, competition, accomplishment

Official transcript

Alice: This week I designed and built a prototype that can turn any kind of garbage into fuel. Boss: And Wally? Wally: I sent out some emails, but no one answered. Before you judge me, keep in mind that you don't know how awesome those emails were.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS WEEK I DESIGNED AND BUILT A PROTOTYPE THAT CAN TURN ANY KIND OF GARBAGE INTO FUEL.

AND WALLY?

I SENT OUT SOME EMAILS, BUT NO ONE ANSWERED.

BEFORE YOU JUDGE ME, KEEP IN MIND THAT YOU DON'T KNOW HOW AWESOME THOSE EMAILS WERE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.