Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd July 2016

Dilbert//9961, first published ten years ago on Saturday 23rd July 2016

Asok Is An Introvert

Tags

introversion, introvert, loneliness, social situation

Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you have plans for the weekend? Asok: No, I"m an introvert. I'll probably experience despair and loneliness while being jealous of people who have substance abuse problems. Dilbert: Yeah, me too. Asok: This conversation is dragging on too long.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND?

NO, IM AN INTROVERT.

I'LL PROBABLY EXPERIENCE DESPAIR AND LONELINESS WHILE BEING JEALOUS OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE SUBSTANCE ABUSE PROBLEMS.

YEAH, ME TOO.

THIS CONVERSATION IS DRAGGING ON TOO LONG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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