Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th July 2016

Dilbert//9963, first published ten years ago on Monday 25th July 2016

Wally Asks About Bereavement Leave

Tags

laziness, bereavement, deception, time off

Official transcript

Wally: Does the company offer bereavement leave? Boss: Yes. Wally: Good, because I have hundreds of cousins that don't 'take care of themselves. Cousin Ronnie just fell off a shed.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOES THE COMPANY OFFER BEREAVEMENT LEAVE?

YES.

GOOD, BECAUSE I HAVE HUNDREDS OF COUSINS THAT DON'T TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.

COUSIN RONNIE JUST FELL OFF A SHED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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