Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th July 2016

Dilbert//9964, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 26th July 2016

Wally's Cousin Ronnie Dies

Tags

human resources, hr, funeral, time off, bereavement, business

Official transcript

Wally: I need to take some bereavement time, with pay, because my cousin Ronnie died. Catbert: Cousins don't count unless you married one. Wally: We were domestic partners. What's the police on that, you bigot?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED TO TAKE SOME BEREAVEMENT TIME, WITH PAY, BECAUSE MY COUSIN RONNIE DIED.

COUSINS DONT COUNT UNLESS YOU MARRIED ONE.

WE WERE DOMESTIC PARTNERS. WHAT'S THE POLICY ON THAT, YOU BIGOT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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