Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th July 2016

Dilbert//9967, first published ten years ago on Friday 29th July 2016

Dashboard Never Changes

Tags

deception, trick, technology, status, ruse

Official transcript

Boss: I noticed that the project dashboard you wrote for me never changes. Dilbert: That's because our projects are always doing great. Boss: It's a static image, isn't it? Dilbert: You're gonna wish you asked that three weeks ago.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NOTICED THAT THE PROJECT DASHBOARD YOU WROTE FOR ME NEVER CHANGES.

THAT'S BECAUSE OUR PROJECTS ARE ALWAYS DOING GREAT.

IT'S A STATIC IMAGE, ISN'T IT?

YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU ASKED THAT THREE WEEKS AGO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Static Image"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between two coworkers in an office setting. The first coworker, Dilbert, expresses his frustration to the second coworker, Dogbert, about the project dashboard not being updated. Dogbert responds by asking Dilbert to wait three weeks, implying that the dashboard will remain static during that time. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of working with outdated information and the importance of keeping data current.

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