Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th July 2016

Dilbert//9967, first published ten years ago on Friday 29th July 2016

Dashboard Never Changes

Tags

deception, trick, technology, status, ruse

Official transcript

Boss: I noticed that the project dashboard you wrote for me never changes. Dilbert: That's because our projects are always doing great. Boss: It's a static image, isn't it? Dilbert: You're gonna wish you asked that three weeks ago.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NOTICED THAT THE PROJECT DASHBOARD YOU WROTE FOR ME NEVER CHANGES.

THAT'S BECAUSE OUR PROJECTS ARE ALWAYS DOING GREAT.

IT'S A STATIC IMAGE, ISN'T IT?

YOU'RE GONNA WISH YOU ASKED THAT THREE WEEKS AGO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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