Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th July 2016

Dilbert//9966, first published ten years ago on Thursday 28th July 2016

Dashboard For The Boss

Tags

technology, ruse, trick, deception.

Official transcript

Dilbert: It's called a dashboard. It shows the current status of all our projects. With a tool like this, you never need to ask us for status updates. Wally: How'd the fake dashboard gambit work out? Dilbert: Great! He hasn't talked to me in weeks.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT'S CALLED A DASHBOARD. IT SHOWS THE CURRENT STATUS OF ALL OUR PROJECTS.

WITH A TOOL LIKE THIS, YOU NEVER NEED TO ASK US FOR STATUS UPDATES.

HOW'D THE FAKE DASHBOARD GAMBIT WORK OUT?

GREAT!

HE HASN T TALKED TO ME IN WEEKS

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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