Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 31st July 2016

Dilbert//9969, first published ten years ago on Sunday 31st July 2016

Tags

time, time management

Official transcript

Dilbert: You asked for a breakdown of what I did this month. I wasted 25 percent of my time in useless meetings. I spent 33 percent of my time listening to co-workers complain about other co-workers. I used 11 percent to resend files I already sent. 14 percent went to dealing with a rumor you started by accident. 16 percent went toward working on the wrong things because you communicate poorly. Boss: What did you do with the 1 percent that was left? Dilbert: You just experienced it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU ASKED FOR A BREAKDOWN OF WHAT I DID THIS MONTH.

I WASTED 25% OF MY TIME IN USELESS MEETINGS.

I SPENT 33% OF MY TIME LISTENING TO COWORKERS COMPLAIN ABOUT OTHER COWORKERS.

I USED 11% TO RESEND FILES I ALREADY SENT.

14% WENT TO DEALING WITH A RUMOR YOU STARTED BY ACCIDENT.

16% WENT TOWARD WORKING ON THE WRONG THINGS BECAUSE YOU COMMUNICATE POORLY.

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THE 1% THAT WAS LEFT?

YOU JUST EXPERIENCED IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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