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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st August 2016

Dilbert//9970, first published ten years ago on Monday 1st August 2016

Brittle Phone Design


Tags

cell phone, big business, fragile, iphone, technology


Official transcript

Boss: We made our new phone extra-brittle and gave it a sleek, but slippery case. Consumers will be forced to choose between an ugly protective cover or replacing the phone three times a year. Dilbert: Who would buy such a thing? Boss: We also made it addictive.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WE MADE OUR NEW PHONE EXTRA-BRITTLE AND GAVE IT A SLEEK, BUT SLIPPERY CASE.

CONSUMERS WILL BE FORCED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN AN UGLY PROTECTIVE COVER OR REPLACING THE PHONE THREE TIMES A YEAR.

WHO WOULD BUY SUCH A THING?

WE ALSO MADE IT ADDICTIVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Addictive Design"

Summary:

The comic strip follows Dilbert, a bespectacled character, as he navigates a meeting with his colleagues. The conversation centers around the design of a new phone case, which is described as "extra-brittle" and "slippery." Despite its flaws, the case is deemed "addictive" by the company.

Key Points:

  • The phone case is designed to be extra-brittle and slippery.
  • The company finds the case to be addictive.
  • Consumers will be forced to choose between an ugly protective cover or replacing the phone three times a year.
  • The comic strip highlights the irony of creating a product that is both flawed and appealing.
  • The title "Addictive Design" captures the essence of the comic strip, which explores the tension between functionality and aesthetics in product design.

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