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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd August 2016

Dilbert//9972, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 3rd August 2016

Men Who Meet 27 Criteria


Tags

dating, attraction, relationships


Official transcript

Woman: I'm looking for a man who meets my 27 criteria for a relationship. Dilbert: I'm looking for a woman who doesn't have 27 criteria for a relationship. How am I doing? Woman: Now I have 28 criteria.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IM LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO MEETS MY 27 CRITERIA FOR A RELATIONSHIP.

I'M LOOKING FOR A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T HAVE 27 CRITERIA FOR A RELATIONSHIP.

HOW AM I DOING?

NOW I HAVE 28 CRITERIA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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