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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd August 2016

Dilbert//9972, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 3rd August 2016

Men Who Meet 27 Criteria


Tags

dating, attraction, relationships


Official transcript

Woman: I'm looking for a man who meets my 27 criteria for a relationship. Dilbert: I'm looking for a woman who doesn't have 27 criteria for a relationship. How am I doing? Woman: Now I have 28 criteria.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IM LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO MEETS MY 27 CRITERIA FOR A RELATIONSHIP.

I'M LOOKING FOR A WOMAN WHO DOESN'T HAVE 27 CRITERIA FOR A RELATIONSHIP.

HOW AM I DOING?

NOW I HAVE 28 CRITERIA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The 27 Criteria"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, engaging in a conversation with a woman. He is seeking a partner who meets his 27 criteria for a relationship, while she is looking for a woman who doesn't have 27 criteria for a relationship.

Key Points:

  • Dilbert's high standards for a partner
  • The woman's preference for someone without high standards
  • Dilbert's self-awareness and humor in the situation
  • The comic strip's commentary on relationships and expectations

Overall:

The comic strip provides a humorous take on the challenges of finding a compatible partner and the importance of self-awareness in relationships.

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