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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 4th August 2016

Dilbert//9973, first published ten years ago on Thursday 4th August 2016

Drone Defense System


Tags

drone, help, rescue, inept, failure, technology


Official transcript

Dilbert: The government asked us to design a system to stop drone attacks on the homeland. The future of civilization is in our hands. Wally: I'm gonna miss civilization.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE GOVERNMENT ASKED US TO DESIGN A SYSTEM TO STOP DRONE ATTACKS ON THE HOMELAND.

THE FUTURE OF CIVILIZATION IS IN OUR HANDS.

I'M GONNA MISS CIVILIZATION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Drone Attacks on the Homeland"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting where the government asks a system to design a drone attack system to stop drone attacks on the homeland. The system responds, "I'm gonna miss civilization." The conversation highlights the irony of creating a system to combat drone attacks, only to have it express a desire to preserve civilization. The strip humorously critiques the government's approach to addressing the issue of drone attacks.

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