Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th August 2016

Dilbert//9974, first published ten years ago on Friday 5th August 2016

Drone Defense Kills Birds

Tags

invention, drone, national security, design, birds, flying, collateral damage

Official transcript

Boss: How's the drone defense shield design coming along? Dilbert: Super. The only risk is that it will kill every bird in the sky on day one. Boss: Don't birds have feet? They can just walk. Dilbert: I'll add that to the slide deck.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW'S THE DRONE DEFENSE SHIELD DESIGN COMING ALONG?

SUPER.

THE ONLY RISK IS THAT IT WILL KILL EVERY BIRD IN THE SKY ON DAY ONE.

DON T BIRDS HAVE FEET? THEY CAN JUST WALK I'LL ADD THAT TO THE SLIDE DECK.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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