Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th August 2016
Dilbert//9974, first published ten years ago on Friday 5th August 2016
Drone Defense Kills Birds
Tags
invention, drone, national security, design, birds, flying, collateral damage
Official transcript
Boss: How's the drone defense shield design coming along? Dilbert: Super. The only risk is that it will kill every bird in the sky on day one. Boss: Don't birds have feet? They can just walk. Dilbert: I'll add that to the slide deck.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
HOW'S THE DRONE DEFENSE SHIELD DESIGN COMING ALONG?
SUPER.
THE ONLY RISK IS THAT IT WILL KILL EVERY BIRD IN THE SKY ON DAY ONE.
DON T BIRDS HAVE FEET? THEY CAN JUST WALK I'LL ADD THAT TO THE SLIDE DECK.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "Drone Defense Shield"
Summary:
The comic strip features a conversation between two characters, Dilbert and his coworker, about the design of a drone defense shield. The coworker is skeptical of the design, citing the risk of birds being killed in the sky on day one. Dilbert responds by saying that he will add feet to the slide deck to prevent birds from walking on it.
Key Points:
- The coworker expresses concern about the design of the drone defense shield.
- Dilbert responds by saying that he will add feet to the slide deck to prevent birds from walking on it.
- The coworker is skeptical of the design, citing the risk of birds being killed in the sky on day one.
- Dilbert's response suggests that he is not taking the coworker's concerns seriously.
- The comic strip highlights the absurdity of the situation and the coworker's skepticism.
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