Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th August 2016

Dilbert//9977, first published ten years ago on Monday 8th August 2016

Boss Gets A Nickname

Tags

scientist, nickname, obliviousness, stephen hawking, black holes, space, science

Official transcript

Wally: Our new nickname for you is based on the work of Stephen Hawking. Hawking is one of the greatest scientific minds of our time. Boss: I like it! Dilbert: I need him to make a decision today. Carol: Toss it in the black hole.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW NICKNAME FOR YOU IS BASED ON THE WORK OF STEPHEN HAWKING.

HAWKING IS ONE OF THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC MINDS OF OUR TIME.

I LIKE IT!

I NEED HIM TO MAKE A DECISION TODAY.

TOSS IT IN THE BLACK HOLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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