Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 9th August 2016
Dilbert//9978, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 9th August 2016
Expectations
Tags
expectations, misanthrope, happiness, contentment, psychology
Official transcript
Asok: Why is Alice always so angry? Wally: It's a function of her unrealistic expectations. I'm never disappointed because I expect people to be ignorant, self-absorbed, and useless. Asok: Present company excluded? Wally: And there it is.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
WHY IS ALICE ALWAYS SO ANGRY?
IT'S A FUNCTION OF HER UNREALISTIC - TATIONS I'M NEVER DISAPPOINTED BECAUSE I EXPECT PEOPLE TO BE IGNORANT, SELF- ABSORBED, AND USELESS.
PRESENT COMPANY EXCLUDED?
AND THERE IT 15.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "Angry Expectations"
Summary:
- The comic strip features a conversation between two coworkers, one of whom is angry.
- The angry coworker explains that their anger stems from Alice's unrealistic expectations.
- The other coworker responds that they are never disappointed because they expect people to be ignorant, self-absorbed, and useless.
- The conversation is humorous and satirical, poking fun at office politics and expectations.
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