Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th August 2016

Dilbert//9986, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 17th August 2016

A System For Transferring Mistakes

Tags

blame, mistake, boss, review, human resources, revenge, business

Official transcript

Boss: Make sure we get all of the cost savings that our vendor promised with our new software. Dilbert: Those savings are not real. The vendor lied to you because you know nothing about technology. Boss: If only I had some way to turn my mistake into his mistake. Catbert: It's called a performance review.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAKE SURE WE GET ALL OF THE COST SAVINGS THAT OUR VENDOR PROMISED WITH OUR NEW SOFTWARE.

THOSE SAVINGS ARE NOT REAL. THE VENDOR LIED TO YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT TECHNOLOGY.

IF ONLY I HAD SOME WAY TO TURN MY MISTAKE INTO HIS MISTAKE.

IT'S CALLED A PERFORMANCE REVIEW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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