Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 16th August 2016

Dilbert//9985, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 16th August 2016

Boss Buys Software Without Help

Tags

bad advice, advice, sales, lying, deception, business

Official transcript

Boss: I bought new software for our network. Dilbert: Who helped you on the technical side? Boss: The vendor. He said our current software uses the wrong kind of electricity.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BOUGHT NEW SOFTWARE FOR OUR NETWORK.

WHO HELPED YOU ON THE TECHNICAL SIDE?

THE VENDOR.

HE SAID OUR CURRENT SOFTWARE USES THE WRONG KIND OF ELECTRICITY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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