Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 19th August 2016

Dilbert//9988, first published ten years ago on Friday 19th August 2016

Boss Freestyles With Jargon

Tags

language, jargon, managers, leadership, nonsense, gibberish

Official transcript

Boss: I forgot to make an agenda for this meeting, so I'll just freestyle it with jargon. Let's do a deep dive in the big data and drill down until we hyperlocalize some disruptive technologies. That's enough leadership. Now the rest of you need something to do.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FORGOT TO MAKE AN AGENDA FOR THIS MEETING, SO I'LL JUST FREESTYLE IT WITH JARGON.

LET'S DO A DEEP DIVE IN THE BIG DATA AND DRILL DOWN UNTIL WE HYPERLOCALIZE SOME DISRUPTIVE TECHNOLOGIES.

THAT'S ENOUGH LEADERSHIP. NOW THE REST OF YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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