Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th August 2016

Dilbert//9989, first published ten years ago on Saturday 20th August 2016

Is Barely Trying

Tags

jobs, progress, problems, expectations

Official transcript

Dogbert: I've notice that you go to work every day and yet the world is still a boiling cesspool of terribleness. It's as if you're not even trying. Dilbert: I gotta go. I'm late for doing nothing useful. Dogbert: I'm already forgetting your name.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IVE NOTICED THAT YOU GO TO WORK EVERY DAY AND YET THE WORLD IS STILL A BOILING CESSPOOL OF TERRIBLENESS.

IT'S AS IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING.

I GOTTA GO.

I'M LATE FOR DOING NOTHING USEFUL.

IM ALREADY FORGETTING YOUR NAME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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