Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 20th August 2016

Dilbert//9989, first published ten years ago on Saturday 20th August 2016

Is Barely Trying

Tags

jobs, progress, problems, expectations

Official transcript

Dogbert: I've notice that you go to work every day and yet the world is still a boiling cesspool of terribleness. It's as if you're not even trying. Dilbert: I gotta go. I'm late for doing nothing useful. Dogbert: I'm already forgetting your name.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IVE NOTICED THAT YOU GO TO WORK EVERY DAY AND YET THE WORLD IS STILL A BOILING CESSPOOL OF TERRIBLENESS.

IT'S AS IF YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING.

I GOTTA GO.

I'M LATE FOR DOING NOTHING USEFUL.

IM ALREADY FORGETTING YOUR NAME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "I'm Already Forgetting Your Name"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a red shirt, sitting at a desk in an office setting. He is engaged in a conversation with another character, who is also seated at a desk. The conversation begins with the second character expressing their frustration with Dilbert's lack of productivity and attention to detail. Dilbert responds by saying that he is not even trying, and that the world is still a boiling cesspool of terrible things. The second character becomes increasingly agitated, pointing out that Dilbert is already forgetting their name, despite being in the same room.

Key Points:

• Dilbert's lack of productivity and attention to detail is highlighted.
• The second character expresses frustration with Dilbert's behavior.
• Dilbert responds by saying that he is not even trying.
• The second character points out that Dilbert is already forgetting their name.
• The comic strip uses humor to comment on the challenges of working with difficult colleagues.

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