Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 24th August 2016

Dilbert//9993, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 24th August 2016

Dogbert's Particle Accelerator

Tags

scheme, plan, deception, trick, science, invention

Official transcript

Dogbert: I built a particle accelerator in the basement. Dilbert: Sounds expensive. Dogbert: Not if you use cardboard. My plan is to say I discovered one new particle per week. When scientists fail to confirm my discoveries, I will say they need better accelerators.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DECIDED TO BUILD A PARTICLE ACCELERATOR IN THE BASEMENT.

SOUNDS EXPEN SIVE.

NOT IF YOU USE CARDBOARD.

MY PLAN IS TO SAY I DISCOVERED ONE NEW PARTICLE PER WEEK WHEN SCIENTISTS FAIL TO CONFIRM MY DISCOVERIES, I WILL SAY THEY NEED BETTER ACCELERATORS WAG!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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