Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th August 2016

Dilbert//9994, first published ten years ago on Thursday 25th August 2016

Dogbert Discovers Dogbertium

Tags

science, discovery, trick, deception

Official transcript

Dogbert: My particle accelerator has discovered a new fundamental particle that I call "Dogbertium."

It's properties are awesomeness and mystery. One of the mysteries is that it only exists when people don't ask too many questions.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PARTICLE ACCELERATOR HAS DISCOVERED A NEW FUNDAMENTAL PARTICLE THAT I CALL "DOGBERTIUM." ITS PROPERTIES ARE AWESOMENESS AND MYSTERY.

ONE OF THE MYSTERIES IS THAT IT ONLY EXISTS WHEN PEOPLE DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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