Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 25th August 2016

Dilbert//9994, first published ten years ago on Thursday 25th August 2016

Dogbert Discovers Dogbertium

Tags

science, discovery, trick, deception

Official transcript

Dogbert: My particle accelerator has discovered a new fundamental particle that I call "Dogbertium."

It's properties are awesomeness and mystery. One of the mysteries is that it only exists when people don't ask too many questions.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY PARTICLE ACCELERATOR HAS DISCOVERED A NEW FUNDAMENTAL PARTICLE THAT I CALL "DOGBERTIUM." ITS PROPERTIES ARE AWESOMENESS AND MYSTERY.

ONE OF THE MYSTERIES IS THAT IT ONLY EXISTS WHEN PEOPLE DON'T ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Particle Accelerator"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog with a black nose and ears, sitting at a desk in front of a particle accelerator. He is engaged in a conversation with three people, who are seated in front of him.

Panel 1:

• Dilbert: "My particle accelerator has discovered a new fundamental particle that I call 'Dogbertium.'"
• The three people: "Its properties are awesomeness and mystery."

Panel 2:

• Dilbert: "One of the mysteries is that it only exists when people don't ask too many questions."

Key Points:

• Dilbert has discovered a new fundamental particle called "Dogbertium."
• The properties of Dogbertium are awesomeness and mystery.
• One of the mysteries surrounding Dogbertium is that it only exists when people don't ask too many questions.
• The comic strip is a humorous take on the scientific discovery of new particles and the potential for mystery and intrigue in the field of physics.

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