Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th August 2016

Dilbert//9996, first published ten years ago on Saturday 27th August 2016

Phil From Heck And The Speakerphone

Tags

annoying, foibles, pet peeve, habit, office, cubicle

Official transcript

Phil, The Prince Of Insufficient Light. Phil: I have a report that you use your speakerphone in a cubicle environment. Alice: In my defense, I only do it because of my total disregard for others. Phil: Sounds fair. That's why I do it too. Alice: Take your spoon and leave.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PHIL, THE PRINCE OF INSUFFICIENT LIGHT I HAVE A REPORT THAT YOU USE YOUR SPEAKERPHONE IN A CUBICLE ENVIRONMENT.

IN MY DEFENSE, I ONLY DO IT BECAUSE OF MY TOTAL DISREGARD FOR OTHERS.

SOUNDS FAIR.

THAT'S WHY I DO IT TOO.

TAKE YOUR SPOON AND LEAVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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