Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 27th August 2016

Dilbert//9996, first published ten years ago on Saturday 27th August 2016

Phil From Heck And The Speakerphone

Tags

annoying, foibles, pet peeve, habit, office, cubicle

Official transcript

Phil, The Prince Of Insufficient Light. Phil: I have a report that you use your speakerphone in a cubicle environment. Alice: In my defense, I only do it because of my total disregard for others. Phil: Sounds fair. That's why I do it too. Alice: Take your spoon and leave.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PHIL, THE PRINCE OF INSUFFICIENT LIGHT I HAVE A REPORT THAT YOU USE YOUR SPEAKERPHONE IN A CUBICLE ENVIRONMENT.

IN MY DEFENSE, I ONLY DO IT BECAUSE OF MY TOTAL DISREGARD FOR OTHERS.

SOUNDS FAIR.

THAT'S WHY I DO IT TOO.

TAKE YOUR SPOON AND LEAVE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Phil, the Prince of Insufficient Light"

Summary:

• Phil, a character with horns and a red devil costume, has a report about his coworker's speakerphone use in a cubicle environment.
• Phil claims that he only uses the speakerphone because his total disregard for others is the reason he does so.
• Phil takes his spoon and leaves the office, leaving his coworker confused and concerned.

Key Points:

• Phil's report highlights his coworker's use of the speakerphone in a cubicle environment.
• Phil justifies his own use of the speakerphone by citing his lack of regard for others.
• Phil's actions are humorous and unexpected, leaving his coworker perplexed.

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