Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 26th August 2016

Dilbert//9995, first published ten years ago on Friday 26th August 2016

The Dogbertium Particle

Tags

science, accusation, questioning, discovery, accusing

Official transcript

Dogbert: I wrote a paper about my discovery of the "Dogbertium Particle"

and submitted it for peer review. Luckily, most of my peers are made of pure Dogbertium, which means they are easy to bribe. Dilbert: Bribe? Dogbert: Do you have a problem with that, or are you anti-science?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WROTE A PAPER ABOUT MY DISCOVER Y OF THE "DOGBER TIUM PARTICLE" AND SUBMITTED IT FOR PEER REVIEW.

LUCKILY, MOST OF MY PEERS ARE MADE OF PURE DOGBER TIUM, WHICH MEANS THEY ARE EASY TO BRIBE.

BRIBE?

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, OR ARE YOU ANTI-SCIENCE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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