Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 29th August 2016

Dilbert//9998, first published ten years ago on Monday 29th August 2016

The Self Serving Consultant

Tags

consultant, cruelty, laziness, work ethic, business

Official transcript

The Self-Serving Consultant. Dogbert: I recommend firing this guy so you have more money for me. I also recommend withholding his final check until he makes all of my PowerPoint slides for me. Man: This is messed up. Dogbert: Add some recommendations so I sound smart.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SELF-SERVING CONSULTANT I RECOMMEND FIRING THIS GUY SO YOU HAVE MORE MONEY FOR ME.

I ALSO RECOMMEND WITHHOLDING HIS FINAL CHECK UNTIL HE MAKES ALL OF MY POWERPOINT SLIDES FOR ME.

THIS 1S MESSED UP.

ADD SOME RECOMMENDATIONS SO I SOUND SMART.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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